1 post tagged “crazy”

Thinking about what you ask?  Well odds are you probably aren't asking that, but I'm going to pretend you are for my amusement. 

I'm thinking about a few things.  First, what sort of things I'd like to post on my blog.  I mean truly and honestly what's the purpose of these things?  To share my thoughts and what-not with the world, right?  Well I seriously doubt the world will be reading my thoughts that I've put down.  That's a whole lot of people.  Not to mention the fact that I probably don't have enough thoughts to entertain the world.  Who's to even say if they are all that interesting. 

I just had a spider on me.  It was little and white.  Not meaning to deviate from my topic of nothing at all, of course.  I felt something hanging from my shirt.  I figured it was a string, maybe a hair... heck as embarassing as it'd be even a booger.  Unfathomable?  Doubt it.  Glad it wasn't a booger though.  Well I guess it is a booger now.  It fell from my shirt and ended up under my shoe.  Oops. 

Where was I?  Sometimes touching money drives me crazy.  I mean seriously.  Maybe I'm just psuedo obsessive-compulsive.  Think about where money has been.  On second though, don't.  It's probably a lot more disguisting than you'd like to imagine while you're trying to enjoy those doritos.  I feel all dirty and germy (is that a word?) after I get home from work some days.  Touching other peoples money is not fun.  Actually it would be fun if I were a pickpocket.  It'd be the thrill of the game.  But that's not my career track.  Instead I'm a bank teller.

Right now being a pickpocket sounds so much more exciting.